mugglebornheadcanon:

826. A teacher says “Let’s get down to business”, and a muggleborn in the back yells “to defeat the Huns”. All the muggleborns join in: “DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS, WHEN I ASKED, FOR SONS”. The purebloods are staring at them like they’re some sort of sacrificial cult.

(Source: neaborealis)

pottergenes:

actual photos of james potter having a bad day

image

*distressed deer noise*

image

*DISTRESSED DEER NOISES INTENSIFY*

(Source: harrypottersdeadparents, via initiatedefenestration)

deadgirlshoes:

Imagine Teddy getting a howler from Tonks and he starts to freak out but when he opens it, it’s like

TEDDY GUESS WHAT, THE WEIRD SISTERS ARE COMING TO TOWN. PACK YOUR THINGS, SON, I ALREADY TALKED TO MCGONAGALL AND SHE SAID IT’S COOL. MERLIN’S PANTS I’M SO EXCITED. DON’T TELL ANYONE OKAY, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T TELL DAD EITHER. OH FUCK, IS THIS A HOWLER? I FUCKED UP, I FUCKED UP.

And Remus at the teachers table covering his face to hide his laughter.

(via thedoctorlek)

unpopuler:

when the person you hate tries joking with you

image

(via rocketshippotter)

buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

(Source: kirstynhippe, via notsogrumps)

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

(via morphne)


Theme